When your salary is so low that you actually qualify for government assistance. PGP.

Rumors of your company being acquired. PGP.

Rarely being in rare form. PGP.

Getting hammered at a kid’s birthday party. PGP.

Calling your mom for cooking instructions. PGP.

I’ve started to memorize client’s phone numbers. PGP.

Applying for jobs you have no interest in. PGP.

Sitting out when the wobble comes on at a wedding. PGP.

That point when you realize your old job really wasn’t that bad. PGP.