Drinking wine while watching the game. PGP.

Just scheduled a Stanley Steemer appointment. PGP.

Going to the mall food court for lunch. PGP.

“Happy Friday!” PGP.

I would have never been friends with my “best friend” from work in college. PGP.

Married coworkers telling you to never get married. PGP.

I see why the last guy quit. PGP.

Buying a book you know you’ll never finish. PGP.

Living with your parents and still not managing to save any money. PGP.

Told myself I was eating a salad for lunch. Ordered a burger. PGP.