I want a Dyson vacuum so bad. PGP.

Got asked to chip in on a birthday cake for a coworker I hate. PGP.

Having to use PTO because your cable guy is allegedly coming by between 12-5. PGP.

Saying “let me check my schedule” when you know it’s wide open. PGP.

Paper cuts ruining your day. PGP.

Bringing a notepad to a meeting with zero intention of taking notes. PGP.

Looking forward to chiropractor visits. PGP.

Had to skip lunch because iOS 7 took so long to download. PGP.

Making outrageous sports bets that you can’t really afford to pay when you’re drunk. PGP.

“Let’s do lunch sometime.” PGP.