Can’t I just get straight cash for Christmas? PGP.

“I wonder if they’ll let us leave early today.” PGP.

I don’t even remember what steak tastes like. PGP.

I swear the night cleaning crew stole my headphones. PGP.

Tried a new route to the office today. Showed up 20 minutes late. PGP.

Hoping nobody notices you park in the designated visitor spots every day. PGP.

“Do you have any gum?” PGP.