A kid in middle school could do my job. PGP.

Chasing Zantac with Pepto. PGP.

I’m dreading spending $100 on that terrible NYE party. PGP.

“What floor are you on?” PGP.

My girlfriend made me get a real Christmas tree. PGP.

I report to someone younger than me. PGP.

Waiting for the elevator when your office is on the second floor. PGP.

Instinctively saying, “I have an errand to run,” when a coworker asks what you’re doing for lunch. PGP.

Social media constantly reminding you how well your ex is doing. PGP.

The guy that always takes the stairs can kiss my ass. PGP.