Feeling rich when your savings hits four figures. PGP.

I’ve never gotten double-digit likes on Instagram. PGP.

Someone immediately telling you that your “million dollar idea” already exists. PGP.

My overpaid boss has a “Life Is Good” sticker on his car. PGP.

I hate the guy who brings donuts every Friday. PGP.

Treating yourself to happy hour because you ran 2 miles. PGP.

Immediately asking “Are y’all hiring?” when someone you meet says they like their job. PGP.

Any poor bastard whose name is Jake and actually works for State Farm. PGP.

Running into coworkers at lunch when you’re eating alone. PGP.

Nobody in the office knows I smoke. PGP.