Closing an email with “talk to you soon” but having zero intention of talking to that person ever. PGP.

I can’t imagine how tired I’d be if I actually worked 40 hours. PGP.

My new job sucks more than my old one. PGP.

Contemplating selling Advocare. PGP.

There is no way I can play up what I do for a living. PGP.

The “oh shit” moment when you realize you missed a meeting on your calendar. PGP.

I really bring zero to the table. PGP.

My “lunch workout” gym bag has never left my cube. PGP.

My overweight father keeps pushing his old suits on me. PGP.

Dreading Fridays because you might get laid off. PGP.