Walked a 5K. PGP.

Going to a very distant family member’s funeral just to get out of work. PGP.

Can’t get Ambien so I’m doubling down on melatonin. PGP.

I almost said “compliments to the chef”at a Chili’s.

My boss refers to my cube mate as “the company all star”.

Making sure everyone in the office knows you came in on the weekend.

“Who do you have winning the tourney?”

“Fill out your bracket yet?”

G chat is down across the country. Worst Monday ever.