My office nemesis got the promotion over me. PGP.

How do I get out of this bachelor party? PGP.

“I’m thinking about getting my real estate license.” PGP.

“Next slide, please.” PGP.

I like to mix flavors of Emergen-C. I call it an “adult suicide.” PGP.

The office Keurig broke which means I’m getting literally nothing done today. PGP.

My coworkers always talk about how cool the guy that had my job before me was. PGP.