Couldn’t agree with you more. My philosophy has always been that you need to find someone to want to have a relationship with, instead of wanting a relationship with someone and looking for someone to fill that role. Subtle but big difference.
True story: on my and my now girlfriend’s first date, after a few drinks, she asked me what I was looking for. We met on Tinder so the elephant in the room was obvious but I admired her being straight up. I told her that I didn’t know and was just going with the flow, to which she agreed. The more we got to know each other, the more we realized that we wanted a relationship with each other, even though it wasn’t something we were looking for when we first met.
Good call getting outta there. A wise man named Kanye West once said, “Now I ain’t saying she a gold digger, but she ain’t messing with no broke niggas.”
The anticipation is killing me. Now that I’ve settled into a (mostly) calm and serious relationship, I’m living vicariously through your dating stories.
Don’t use Comcast’s modem/router. Buy your own modem ($60, but no $10/month fee) and router ($25) and you’ll have no problems, at least when it comes to internet equipment.
Sometimes I feel like I’m the only person in the world that likes Comcast but you can’t beat 150 Mbps internet and a ton of channels including HBO and Showtime for $100 a month.
You really take doing it for the content to a whole new level. Congrats, can’t wait to read about your adventure and hopefully you make it out alive. Oh and yeah definitely have sex with him.
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Couldn’t agree with you more. My philosophy has always been that you need to find someone to want to have a relationship with, instead of wanting a relationship with someone and looking for someone to fill that role. Subtle but big difference.
True story: on my and my now girlfriend’s first date, after a few drinks, she asked me what I was looking for. We met on Tinder so the elephant in the room was obvious but I admired her being straight up. I told her that I didn’t know and was just going with the flow, to which she agreed. The more we got to know each other, the more we realized that we wanted a relationship with each other, even though it wasn’t something we were looking for when we first met.
Good call getting outta there. A wise man named Kanye West once said, “Now I ain’t saying she a gold digger, but she ain’t messing with no broke niggas.”
That’s a dick move.
Too bad for you in that she turned out to be a stage 5 clinger, there was lots of potential there.
And too bad for all of us because now we’ll never know if her mom had it going on.
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I think it’s more of a “coaching out” than quitting. If he could, he’d totally run for a third term.
Right up until he gets married. Then it’s starfish once a week.
Me waiting for this to turn into an iPhone vs. Android debate.
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The anticipation is killing me. Now that I’ve settled into a (mostly) calm and serious relationship, I’m living vicariously through your dating stories.
But what about your success with Stacy?
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You know what’s not the least stressful job in 2017? Accountant. Fuck busy season.
Don’t use Comcast’s modem/router. Buy your own modem ($60, but no $10/month fee) and router ($25) and you’ll have no problems, at least when it comes to internet equipment.
Oops that was intended for DrunkCartographer. Haven’t had my coffee yet.
San Francisco, although we have tons of competition here (there’s a new fiber company offering 1 gigabit for $40 a month).
Sometimes I feel like I’m the only person in the world that likes Comcast but you can’t beat 150 Mbps internet and a ton of channels including HBO and Showtime for $100 a month.
Let us know when/if you find your balls.
You really take doing it for the content to a whole new level. Congrats, can’t wait to read about your adventure and hopefully you make it out alive. Oh and yeah definitely have sex with him.
Had a massive l Filipino California burrito for lunch and I’m still stuffed so I’ll probably be skipping dinner.