I would love to buy you a beer, but given that I’m 800 miles south of Seattle in that other hipster haven on the west coast, I can’t. But I would definitely be down to contribute to a beer fund via Gofundme or something similar.
Of if they email you and haven’t heard back in a few hours, “Hey I sent you an email this morning. Did you get it?” Well no shit I got it. It’s not like our email system went down just for the one email you sent me.
There’s a clubhouse in a park near me where we had lots of parties during high school. One time, my then girlfriend and I went outside and had sex amongst the trees. I finished in approximately 20 seconds, which was 10 seconds faster than normal.
I think that you should focus on paying off all your credit cards before you pay a penny above the minimum for your student loans. I assume that the loans have a 7-9% interest rate, while credit cards usually have 20%+ so you want to pay off the highest interest debt first.
Go no contact with her while she’s in Europe. Then when she goes back, grab a drink and/or dinner with her and actually hit on her. She’s been in your life for six months. She’s not a real friend and you’re only “friends” with her because you want to get in her pants. So save both of you some time and just make the move and get your answer. If it’s yes, then great, congrats. If it’s no, tough shit but there’s plenty of fish in the sea. You were fine for the first 25+ years of your life before you met her, you’ll be fine without her going forward.
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I would love to buy you a beer, but given that I’m 800 miles south of Seattle in that other hipster haven on the west coast, I can’t. But I would definitely be down to contribute to a beer fund via Gofundme or something similar.
And thank you for your service.
Of if they email you and haven’t heard back in a few hours, “Hey I sent you an email this morning. Did you get it?” Well no shit I got it. It’s not like our email system went down just for the one email you sent me.
Me after getting a similar message on gchat:
There’s a clubhouse in a park near me where we had lots of parties during high school. One time, my then girlfriend and I went outside and had sex amongst the trees. I finished in approximately 20 seconds, which was 10 seconds faster than normal.
Oh to be 17 again.
That’s what the shower is for. A hot shower calms down the adrenaline and gets me sleepy.
Go home after work, eat dinner, chill to let the food digest, go work out, come home to shower and go straight to bed.
And even then, they probably wouldn’t be able to use it. My girlfriend still struggles to use our Harmony remotes.
This is the best one yet.
Over/under how long Todd and Girl would last at IKEA before Girl walks out, claiming that their $2 dishes are for “poors”? I give it 10 minutes.
Why don’t you text him first?
Hear hear about seeing a therapist. If you can find one that does EMDR (Google it), that’s even better. That shit works wonders.
Damn dude, who peed in your coffee this morning?
Because I have a job that keeps me pretty busy and it’s a lot easier to post a two sentence comment than to spend hours writing an article.
I saw a For Rent sign in San Francisco the other day. 2 bedrooms for $4,000. But what caught my eye was that after, it said “for 4-8 people.”
Who cares about debt when you can get 50 likes on an Instagram picture?
Very true, although it is limited to $2,500 a year. But every penny counts.
I think that you should focus on paying off all your credit cards before you pay a penny above the minimum for your student loans. I assume that the loans have a 7-9% interest rate, while credit cards usually have 20%+ so you want to pay off the highest interest debt first.
“The family leg of the trip had just ended…”
Called it!
Two words: family vacation.
Go no contact with her while she’s in Europe. Then when she goes back, grab a drink and/or dinner with her and actually hit on her. She’s been in your life for six months. She’s not a real friend and you’re only “friends” with her because you want to get in her pants. So save both of you some time and just make the move and get your answer. If it’s yes, then great, congrats. If it’s no, tough shit but there’s plenty of fish in the sea. You were fine for the first 25+ years of your life before you met her, you’ll be fine without her going forward.