Friend decided to do a top 14 school in one state vs. a top 20 school in another, even though he got a half tuition scholarship at the top 20 school. Ended up with a big law internship and full time offer so it was all (probably) worth it.
Also, gift card guy: shortly after the main course arrives (I assume there’s no desert at a Mexican place), say you need to go the bathroom. On the way there, stop by the counter up front and pay the bill of there and then. This way, you can both use your gift card without her seeing and you look like a badass dude that takes charge by treating your girl to a dinner and avoiding the whole “I got this. No, let me pay my share. No it’s okay, I really go this” talk.
This. I don’t understand people who rush into getting married. If a girl needs a diamond ring to prove that her boyfriend wants to be with her and doesn’t believe him when he says otherwise, there’s other very big issues in that relationship.
Did a double date this weekend. We all got hammered at a karaoke bar and the two of us proceeded to do an epic rendition of I Want It That Way. Our girlfriends were both embarrassed and proud at the same time.
Cards Against Humanity is the greatest. Played this with my girlfriend and her family (parents, cousins, aunt/uncle) and am glad to say that they are all going to hell just like I am. Also was genuinely shocked at how good they were at saying politically incorrect and just generally awful things. Definitely improved how much I like them, which I already did to begin with.
Hedge fund accounting is hard as fuck (at least at my company) and I’m an introvert, but I have to be around people and interact with them all day. Between the two, I’m ready to pass out by 10 pm most weekdays.
You should just wait until after next weekend to start your diet because it’s not like the Eagles will play football on more than one weekend this month.
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*Meanwhile on some beach in Cabo*
“Caroline, come take a picture of me in this bikini next to the water. Momma finally shed that baby weight so a new Bumble picture is in order.”
Friend decided to do a top 14 school in one state vs. a top 20 school in another, even though he got a half tuition scholarship at the top 20 school. Ended up with a big law internship and full time offer so it was all (probably) worth it.
Then the guy can tell the girl that she can get drinks or dinner next time or whatever. It’s all how he comes off.
Also, gift card guy: shortly after the main course arrives (I assume there’s no desert at a Mexican place), say you need to go the bathroom. On the way there, stop by the counter up front and pay the bill of there and then. This way, you can both use your gift card without her seeing and you look like a badass dude that takes charge by treating your girl to a dinner and avoiding the whole “I got this. No, let me pay my share. No it’s okay, I really go this” talk.
Kiss (or lack thereof) guy: grow some balls and make the damn move already.
It’s the Instagram likes. They want them all and they want them now.
This. I don’t understand people who rush into getting married. If a girl needs a diamond ring to prove that her boyfriend wants to be with her and doesn’t believe him when he says otherwise, there’s other very big issues in that relationship.
Dear Annie’s boyfriend,
Run.
Did a double date this weekend. We all got hammered at a karaoke bar and the two of us proceeded to do an epic rendition of I Want It That Way. Our girlfriends were both embarrassed and proud at the same time.
Cards Against Humanity is the greatest. Played this with my girlfriend and her family (parents, cousins, aunt/uncle) and am glad to say that they are all going to hell just like I am. Also was genuinely shocked at how good they were at saying politically incorrect and just generally awful things. Definitely improved how much I like them, which I already did to begin with.
Guess now you’ll really know whether she meant it when she said “for better or for worse.”
Sounds more like a PGPM to me.
Apparently 2018 is the year of the threesome.
Bitcoin. Invest in Bitcoin.
Hedge fund accounting is hard as fuck (at least at my company) and I’m an introvert, but I have to be around people and interact with them all day. Between the two, I’m ready to pass out by 10 pm most weekdays.
Have only tried this one on one. Wouldn’t mind trying it in a crowd.
My favorite is the 20 second jackhammer followed by 8 hour of sleep.
Getting myself mentally prepared for busy season starting next week. 3 months of 12-14 hour work days – it’s the least wonderful time of the year.
Which ones will deFries make his fiancee take when they get engaged? All of the above?
You should just wait until after next weekend to start your diet because it’s not like the Eagles will play football on more than one weekend this month.