I dunno man, I’m pretty damn introverted but I don’t see many problems with these. You can prepare for most of them (come up with the same “fun fact” that you can recycle or memorize a 30 second elevator speech to tell people about yourself) and for others, hopefully your partner knows that you’re introverted and won’t do some of these. My girlfriend would never invite people over without asking me first.
And the rest, they’re just the result of your typical corporate America. Gotta adapt if you want to win the rat race.
Also, forgot to mention: I used to drink a diet coke every now and then. Not every day, but probably a few times a week. Then, last year, my therapist, who holds a PhD in neuroscience, casually mentioned that diet coke wreaks havoc on your brain and that if I want a cola, to have a regular coke instead. The effects from the sugar in it are nowhere near as bad as the effects from all the chemicals in diet coke. I haven’t had a diet coke since and have cut my soda intake to MAYBE once a week.
Never had an Instagram, but I did the same thing with Facebook as a New Years resolution. It’s been amazing. Now, the only people whose lives I know of and care about are my friends and not random people that I met twice in college. It’s such a relief, I feel like I’m living my life for me and not for the perception of me to people with whom I haven’t spoken in years.
One of the benefits of being in a monogamous relationship is so that I don’t have to worry about disappointing my girlfriend with my 30 second jackhammer and finish – she’s already used to it by now. Getting another woman on board with that sounds like way too much of a pain in the ass.
So you shot your shot, missed, caught your rebound, shot again and scored. Well done. Too many people never take their shot in the first place or are too scared to shoot again.
Unfortunately, the closest my girlfriend ever got to my work is the elevator lobby of my office building. Everything here is confidential and I’m pretty sure I’d get fired if I ever brought up someone who doesn’t work here.
You must be a really selfish asshole if you have to “initiated” into the club of understanding that the wedding isn’t about you unless you’re the bride and groom.
What if you put all these together? Like “You like that? Daddy’s going to get a beej and slay that moist, tight puss of yours. Now drop your panties and show daddy some titties.”
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I dunno man, I’m pretty damn introverted but I don’t see many problems with these. You can prepare for most of them (come up with the same “fun fact” that you can recycle or memorize a 30 second elevator speech to tell people about yourself) and for others, hopefully your partner knows that you’re introverted and won’t do some of these. My girlfriend would never invite people over without asking me first.
And the rest, they’re just the result of your typical corporate America. Gotta adapt if you want to win the rat race.
Also, forgot to mention: I used to drink a diet coke every now and then. Not every day, but probably a few times a week. Then, last year, my therapist, who holds a PhD in neuroscience, casually mentioned that diet coke wreaks havoc on your brain and that if I want a cola, to have a regular coke instead. The effects from the sugar in it are nowhere near as bad as the effects from all the chemicals in diet coke. I haven’t had a diet coke since and have cut my soda intake to MAYBE once a week.
Jeez dude. If you’re spending this much to get laid, try a hooker.
This was a very Nived-like comment. Well done.
Never had an Instagram, but I did the same thing with Facebook as a New Years resolution. It’s been amazing. Now, the only people whose lives I know of and care about are my friends and not random people that I met twice in college. It’s such a relief, I feel like I’m living my life for me and not for the perception of me to people with whom I haven’t spoken in years.
Username checks out.
Clearly you did not understand my joke.
Yeah the only minuteman explosions I would want to see involve our ICBMs
One of the benefits of being in a monogamous relationship is so that I don’t have to worry about disappointing my girlfriend with my 30 second jackhammer and finish – she’s already used to it by now. Getting another woman on board with that sounds like way too much of a pain in the ass.
Yes until the alcohol wears off.
If anyone wants to see some real cringe-worthy nice guy stuff, checked out the Nice Guys subreddit.
So you shot your shot, missed, caught your rebound, shot again and scored. Well done. Too many people never take their shot in the first place or are too scared to shoot again.
Unfortunately, the closest my girlfriend ever got to my work is the elevator lobby of my office building. Everything here is confidential and I’m pretty sure I’d get fired if I ever brought up someone who doesn’t work here.
You must be a really selfish asshole if you have to “initiated” into the club of understanding that the wedding isn’t about you unless you’re the bride and groom.
So why don’t you just ask? 90% of the time, us guys are just being idiots and don’t realize what we’re doing or not doing.
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Before you make that dating app, an edit button sure would be nice.
Will all these PGP hookups become more and more common, is a PGP dating app on the horizon?
What if you put all these together? Like “You like that? Daddy’s going to get a beej and slay that moist, tight puss of yours. Now drop your panties and show daddy some titties.”
It’s super hot if she says this though…which just leads to an instant orgasm and her finishing herself off.