Both, it depends on my mood. Sometimes I want that taco with chorizo, guac, eggs and a solid helping of cheese and sometimes I want that everything bagel with lox and a heavy serving of cream cheese.
Dammit, I just finished my lunch and now I’m hungry again.
The same people that decry this guy for raising prices are the same people who want the “rich” to pay their “fair share” but fail to actually qualify who the “rich” are or what their “fair share” actually means in terms of dollars.
Oh you thought my comment yesterday reflected what actually happened to me? No, I lost my virginity the usual way: in high school, in an awkward way on my bed, while my parents were out of town.
Back in college, my girlfriend at the time and I decided to have a threesome. We found a third girl and everything was good to go, except I bailed at the last minute for some stupid reason. Then, a few weeks later, I found out that my girlfriend went ahead with the threesome with that girl, only I wasn’t there and it was actually a two some. We broke up shortly thereafter.
This is what I was getting at. Go to Amsterdam or Berlin or anywhere else in Europe that has legalized and regulated prostitution. Or even Vegas. Obviously don’t go hitting up the sketch part of your home town and giving that single mom of two a Benjamin for her services.
I’m serious. I know it’s way outside the box that your normal person would think, but I think that just getting it over with will help the guy get over his worries and build his confidence.
Virgin: have sex with a hooker. Seriously. You’re going to think yourself out of any and all possible sex situations going forward. Get it done with the hooker, learn a thing or two, and move on to having sex with a girl you actually care about. It’s fine to lose your virginity and not know anything about sex when you’re 16, or even 19, because most people at that age don’t know anything either. By 23, people generally have a good amount of experience so your lack of it could be a big turn off for a girl.
2 girls, 1 dude: choose neither girl. You don’t have a future with girl 1 because of how different your views on life are. You can have different political views and still be with someone (my girlfriend and I have pretty different political views), but the other stuff does need to be similar in order to have a good relationship. Girl 2: you’re already saying sex is whatever when you’re in the limerance and I doubt that’s going to be any better if the relationship progresses. Find a girl whose bones you want to jump AND one that has similar views on life. They’re definitely out there.
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Well, given that you’re already wearing women’s clothing, might as well just sit down on the toilet and piss that way.
It’s okay, it’s 2018 and we don’t judge.
Does the girl get only 78% of the oral that the guy gets?
And before the down votes pour in, this is a joke.
Both, it depends on my mood. Sometimes I want that taco with chorizo, guac, eggs and a solid helping of cheese and sometimes I want that everything bagel with lox and a heavy serving of cream cheese.
Dammit, I just finished my lunch and now I’m hungry again.
Coming from the guy that bailed on his friend because he was upset that some teenagers gave him shit, this is also not surprising at all.
I can feel Lauren’s baby fever emanating through my phone’s screen.
I’m actually not surprised at all. In fact, I’m shocked it’s taken you so long to get to this level.
I might be in a minority, but I would never use PTO to clean. PTO is sacred time meant to be used to relax and cleaning is the total opposite for me.
The same people that decry this guy for raising prices are the same people who want the “rich” to pay their “fair share” but fail to actually qualify who the “rich” are or what their “fair share” actually means in terms of dollars.
This may be the first time that I’ve ever agreed with something that you wrote. Very well said.
Oh you thought my comment yesterday reflected what actually happened to me? No, I lost my virginity the usual way: in high school, in an awkward way on my bed, while my parents were out of town.
But nice try at a dig there.
Sorry guys, this was like 8 years ago so that comment is pretty much the extent of how well I remember it.
Back in college, my girlfriend at the time and I decided to have a threesome. We found a third girl and everything was good to go, except I bailed at the last minute for some stupid reason. Then, a few weeks later, I found out that my girlfriend went ahead with the threesome with that girl, only I wasn’t there and it was actually a two some. We broke up shortly thereafter.
Go back to writing about life and stuff and leave the trash takes to Duda and Josh.
This is what I was getting at. Go to Amsterdam or Berlin or anywhere else in Europe that has legalized and regulated prostitution. Or even Vegas. Obviously don’t go hitting up the sketch part of your home town and giving that single mom of two a Benjamin for her services.
And obviously stay safe.
I’m serious. I know it’s way outside the box that your normal person would think, but I think that just getting it over with will help the guy get over his worries and build his confidence.
Virgin: have sex with a hooker. Seriously. You’re going to think yourself out of any and all possible sex situations going forward. Get it done with the hooker, learn a thing or two, and move on to having sex with a girl you actually care about. It’s fine to lose your virginity and not know anything about sex when you’re 16, or even 19, because most people at that age don’t know anything either. By 23, people generally have a good amount of experience so your lack of it could be a big turn off for a girl.
2 girls, 1 dude: choose neither girl. You don’t have a future with girl 1 because of how different your views on life are. You can have different political views and still be with someone (my girlfriend and I have pretty different political views), but the other stuff does need to be similar in order to have a good relationship. Girl 2: you’re already saying sex is whatever when you’re in the limerance and I doubt that’s going to be any better if the relationship progresses. Find a girl whose bones you want to jump AND one that has similar views on life. They’re definitely out there.
Chill out, it’s going to be really embarrassing when you tell people that you got an ulcer from stress caused by a discussion about BBQ.
That is the most pathetic, hipster-looking BBQ that I’ve ever seen.
I am triggered by this sexist comment.
J/k, we really are all a bunch of horn dogs.