If Todd doesn’t leave now, he’ll only have himself to blame when he’s 40, with 3 kids and getting a divorce because she cheated on him with the gardner.
Hopefully the ratings tank, ESPN realizes what an awful idea this is and gets rid of alternating time slots going forward. From my understanding this is all due to the Rose Bowl being stubborn and refusing to move from the 5 PM slot.
The more I kept reading, the more I hoped for a “and then he woke up and realized it was all a horrible dream” ending, but it never came. I had my holiday party last week but reading this gave me anxiety for next year’s party.
Email etiquette: reply all if it’s addressed to you and there are multiple recipients on it. Your supervisor probably thinks you’re up to some sketchy shit since you’re excluding him.
Those random May games do matter though. Lose your division by 2 games? Shouldn’t have lost that two stupid early May games that were decided by a run.
This is either because the job market still sucks for the most part or because half our generation decided to major in East European Medieval Art History Studies and then work at Starbucks after graduation. Or both.
And wow at median income in California being $27,000. In the Bay Area, that’ll buy you a cardboard box with 2 roommates.
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Can we use this article to teach the Democratic Presidential candidates about capitalism and supply and demand?
Another fantastic article.
Can you be my life coach?
I blame autocorrect
The crazy in life has to translate to crazy in bed. That has to be the only reason that Todd is still around.
If Todd doesn’t leave now, he’ll only have himself to blame when he’s 40, with 3 kids and getting a divorce because she cheated on him with the gardner.
I can hear your wallet crying.
May the Excel Gods be with you
Hopefully the ratings tank, ESPN realizes what an awful idea this is and gets rid of alternating time slots going forward. From my understanding this is all due to the Rose Bowl being stubborn and refusing to move from the 5 PM slot.
“And that, kids, is how I met your mother.”
I did but it was just the right amount. The theme was Mad Men so I channeled my inner Don Draper and knocked back some Old Fashioneds.
The more I kept reading, the more I hoped for a “and then he woke up and realized it was all a horrible dream” ending, but it never came. I had my holiday party last week but reading this gave me anxiety for next year’s party.
That’s some Mean Girls level shit
Todd realized that he was about to make the same mistake twice…and left to the open, welcoming legs of Caroline.
Email etiquette: reply all if it’s addressed to you and there are multiple recipients on it. Your supervisor probably thinks you’re up to some sketchy shit since you’re excluding him.
Agreed there. I’m all for making the wild card round a best 2 out of 3. Having a one game playoff goes against everything baseball stands for.
Those random May games do matter though. Lose your division by 2 games? Shouldn’t have lost that two stupid early May games that were decided by a run.
Having to take a day off work so that you can nap in order to make it to midnight. PGP.
How many millennials (that are in the US legally) actually pick almonds? 3?
$22,000*, so make that 3 roommates.
This is either because the job market still sucks for the most part or because half our generation decided to major in East European Medieval Art History Studies and then work at Starbucks after graduation. Or both.
And wow at median income in California being $27,000. In the Bay Area, that’ll buy you a cardboard box with 2 roommates.