I grew up in San Francisco and currently live here and yeah, this city is insanely expensive. But that’s what you get for being in a tiny world class city that has extremely limited real estate. Minimum wage was never meant to be enough to pay for housing. I was making minimum wage working at a used clothes store when I was 16, I never expected to be able to afford living here on that wage at 25. She could easily find a decent place with a few roommates in the suburbs near BART for $1,000 or less. Sure it won’t be as nice as where she probably lives now, but beggars can’t be choosers. (Pun intended).
Allison had the balls to blame you for her going through your phone? The girl just loves digging her own grave. For your sanity’s sake, I hope that she wasn’t who you called on Saturday.
Whoa there, Romeo, this is Tinder. You can’t just directly tell a girl that she’s pretty. You gotta be indirect and ask her if she wants to sit on your face.
Story of my life. A few months ago, I was at an Alaska Airlines airport lounge and went to grab a beer before my flight. The bartender, a very nice woman probably in her late 40s, proceeded to ID me and tell me that I “don’t look a day over 15.” I’m 25.
Did you really write a column complaining that too many men would like to date you? Sometimes I feel like PGP has these sorts of articles just to troll it’s readers.
Add another vote for “she’s crazy.” Checking your phone without your permission after only four dates when the thought of exclusivity hasn’t even crossed your mind? Run, run fast.
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My job has an employee intranet with everyone’s pictures and info. It’s saved my ass many times after meetings and happy hours.
Didn’t “platonic relationship” used to mean “being friends without hooking up?”
Even if daddy pays for it, how do you not know whether you rent or own your apartment?
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I grew up in San Francisco and currently live here and yeah, this city is insanely expensive. But that’s what you get for being in a tiny world class city that has extremely limited real estate. Minimum wage was never meant to be enough to pay for housing. I was making minimum wage working at a used clothes store when I was 16, I never expected to be able to afford living here on that wage at 25. She could easily find a decent place with a few roommates in the suburbs near BART for $1,000 or less. Sure it won’t be as nice as where she probably lives now, but beggars can’t be choosers. (Pun intended).
The greatest generation helped save the world from Hitler but we can drink a ton of wine. So proud.
Well look on the bright side – at least Maria unintentionally helped you see the craziness of Allison.
Good luck finding a woman that doesn’t complain.
Of course this was a government job.
I don’t think that Todd will ever get out willingly. If he hasn’t seen the crazy after a year, he never will.
Definitely missed that small detail. This is what happens when I read these things before having coffee.
Allison had the balls to blame you for her going through your phone? The girl just loves digging her own grave. For your sanity’s sake, I hope that she wasn’t who you called on Saturday.
The million dollar (or actually, $2.25) question: does the free burrito include Guac?
I lost all respect for Cam after his refusal to dive on the fumbled football and his post game temper tantrum.
Whoa there, Romeo, this is Tinder. You can’t just directly tell a girl that she’s pretty. You gotta be indirect and ask her if she wants to sit on your face.
Story of my life. A few months ago, I was at an Alaska Airlines airport lounge and went to grab a beer before my flight. The bartender, a very nice woman probably in her late 40s, proceeded to ID me and tell me that I “don’t look a day over 15.” I’m 25.
The dinner summarized in a gif:
I’ve performed an experiment on this and confirm that it’s true.
Did you really write a column complaining that too many men would like to date you? Sometimes I feel like PGP has these sorts of articles just to troll it’s readers.
Add another vote for “she’s crazy.” Checking your phone without your permission after only four dates when the thought of exclusivity hasn’t even crossed your mind? Run, run fast.