This rings very true for me, especially because I got the same girls aren’t vending machines advice verbatim. Once again, another home run Knox. Keep up the good work
Knox this might be the most spot on things you’ve ever written. Especially the bj part. My greatest regret in life was not putting a ring on the perfect bj girl. I miss you Whitney, you and your Sasha Grey caliber fellatiatic skills were the one that got away
Preach Ms Sayers. Nothif makes you question if you’re still on earth like Saturday afternoon at a Walmart Supercenter 20 minutes outside St. Louis. It’s like a caricature of rednecks that make you wonder if you’ve stumbled into some macabre freakshow
Once again, you killed it Knox. I agree wholeheartedly with just about everything you have to say.
With the exception of Coldplay ever being. A great band. I’ll begrudgingly admit I listened to a ton of Coldplay in high school, but then I got laid and stopped being a whiny bitch and realized they are the absolute pussiest band of all time. Chris Martin makes Michael Jackson sound like Debo from Friday
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They get more page views (and thus more money) out of doing it this way. That’s why sites do that billshit, but I guess it pays the bills
If a listicle managed to do that, you need to take a good hard look at your life and figure out what went wrong
This rings very true for me, especially because I got the same girls aren’t vending machines advice verbatim. Once again, another home run Knox. Keep up the good work
Am I the only one who has never heard of any of these bands?
We’ve got one in stl too but it sucks
I actually liked Bengals more
God I fucking miss Harpos
Knox this might be the most spot on things you’ve ever written. Especially the bj part. My greatest regret in life was not putting a ring on the perfect bj girl. I miss you Whitney, you and your Sasha Grey caliber fellatiatic skills were the one that got away
Look I love America as much as the next guy but it IS possible to be patriotic and critical of a country at the same time
Oh nooooooo. How ever will they recover from such a crippling loss?
Didn’t he say Hurricane Katrina happened as punishment for gay people existing? If that’s not homophobia what is?
They say dogs are a mans best friend but I don’t even have enemies that look me in the eyes while they shit on my living room carpet
I respect the fuck out of you for admitting that
Ah the listicle, my old nemesis. We meet again
Preach Ms Sayers. Nothif makes you question if you’re still on earth like Saturday afternoon at a Walmart Supercenter 20 minutes outside St. Louis. It’s like a caricature of rednecks that make you wonder if you’ve stumbled into some macabre freakshow
As much as living in St Louis sucks, shit like this makes it tolerable
Once again, you killed it Knox. I agree wholeheartedly with just about everything you have to say.
With the exception of Coldplay ever being. A great band. I’ll begrudgingly admit I listened to a ton of Coldplay in high school, but then I got laid and stopped being a whiny bitch and realized they are the absolute pussiest band of all time. Chris Martin makes Michael Jackson sound like Debo from Friday
To quote the great John Hamm: “Z-O-U…forever”
Even though we haven’t played each other since my junior year, M-I-Z fuck kU
I think my loathing of the listicle has been well documented but goddamit I have a soft spot for the power move ones you’ve done it again Mcgannon