When leaving your house 2 minutes later than usual means arriving to work 20 minutes late. PGP.

An overweight coworker telling you that your lunch is unhealthy. PGP.

Always being paranoid that your bosses are talking about you when they close their office doors. PGP.

Not being able to eat anything without at least one coworker commenting on your food. PGP.

Wearing the jersey of a pro athlete who is younger than you. PGP.

Candidate must speak some Spanish. PGP.