Only veteran in my department, only one in my department at work today. PGP.

Going on a business trip instead of the Jimmy Buffett concert this year. PGP

Staff meeting Monday’s. PGP

No one in my office watches Walking Dead. PGP

Coworker came to work high. Thanks for the company-wide drug test, Joel. PGP

Was that a super long dump, or did it seem that way because I left my phone on my desk? PGP