Go to Clutch to witness the mating rituals of the typical Dallas douches and their plastic female counterparts. The males attract the females with a display of fist pumping in their overly tight shirts and then an offer of a free bottle. It is too loud for any of them to communicate other than gestures and screaming. They then retreat back to their apartments for a one night stand and then repeat the process the next weekend.
I commute over an hour to work each way daily (PGP), I started listening to the audiobooks and have actually been wishing I could keep on driving its so good.
This is my life. Recently went hiking with a group of gals and instead of hiking we spent 20 minutes balancing an iPhone onto a tree branch with the self-timer on to get a Boomerang of us doing yoga poses in the woods.
When you realize TGDAG is 3 years old today and you’re still sitting in the same cubicle in the same dead end job looking forward to Wednesday each week to find out what happens next. PGP
Think about all the options though: TGDAG: Get Engaged, Engagement Photos, Engagement Party, Say Yes To The Dress, Wedding, Honeymoon, Get Pregnant, Gender Reveal Party, Have Babies, Get Cheated On, Get Divorced
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Go to Clutch to witness the mating rituals of the typical Dallas douches and their plastic female counterparts. The males attract the females with a display of fist pumping in their overly tight shirts and then an offer of a free bottle. It is too loud for any of them to communicate other than gestures and screaming. They then retreat back to their apartments for a one night stand and then repeat the process the next weekend.
I commute over an hour to work each way daily (PGP), I started listening to the audiobooks and have actually been wishing I could keep on driving its so good.
This is my life. Recently went hiking with a group of gals and instead of hiking we spent 20 minutes balancing an iPhone onto a tree branch with the self-timer on to get a Boomerang of us doing yoga poses in the woods.
Open bar weddings are my kryptonite.
When you realize TGDAG is 3 years old today and you’re still sitting in the same cubicle in the same dead end job looking forward to Wednesday each week to find out what happens next. PGP
I used to feel like this until I got a boyfriend. Now I feel really good when he calls me “babe”. We don’t say it back and forth in public though.
Think about all the options though: TGDAG: Get Engaged, Engagement Photos, Engagement Party, Say Yes To The Dress, Wedding, Honeymoon, Get Pregnant, Gender Reveal Party, Have Babies, Get Cheated On, Get Divorced
You called it last week.
holy mother of god
I’ve been a PGP lurker for years – since the Brian McGannon days, and I finally made an account just to express my happiness that this just happened.