College grad, but still can’t put my fitted sheet on in the first try. PGP.

My Bumble date just added me on LinkedIn. PGP.

Swiping right on an obvious fake, just in case. PGP.

Cherry picking emails. PGP.

Mastered the rich white guy laugh for work. I’m black. PGP.

iOS 10 for me just means receiving 20 cat GIFs a day. PGP.

My boss’s solitaire is candy crush. PGP.

Every day I wake up balder and fatter. PGP.

My boss micro manages my commissioner role in our work league. PGP.

Crap, what’s on my snapchat story? PGP.