The older men in my office are the only reason cell phone holsters are still being produced. PGP.

Office-wide gatherings around the windows to watch the snow start to fall. PGP.

Convinced my boss hasn’t bought new work clothes since he entered the work force in the early ’80s. PGP.

Being self-conscious while actually doing work, because you’re worried that you don’t LOOK busy enough. PGP.

When your tights rip at work and you have to subtly throw them away in the bathroom stall. PGP.

Hoping nobody notices you already wore the same exact clothes earlier this week. PGP.

Always choosing the “Sort By Price: Low to High” option when shopping online. PGP.