Drunkenly telling your coworker you want to fuck them during a work trip #PGP
Your 60 year old co-worker walking up, giving you a fist bump, and walking away #PGP
If I worked hard, I’d be successful #PGP
Dropping your phone in the toilet while trying to Snapchat a picture of your turd. PGP.
Your boss stopping you to chat as you are about to poop your pants. PGP.
Stalking your new attractive coworker on Facebook. PGP.
Actually purchasing an “I’d rather be driving a Titleist” bumper sticker. PGP.