Am I the only one who has had the “Did I Remember to Use Protection Last Night” panic attack? The panic that morphs from a simple fear of pregnancy to convincing yourself you contracted HIV. All within a 5 minute span of google searching?
I created an account just to comment on this … Seriously the worst column I’ve read on here. Not only have you “failed miserably at becoming an adult” .. You’ve also failed miserably at writing a humorous column.
Congrats though! You have definitely succeeded at being an uber bitch.
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Am I the only one who has had the “Did I Remember to Use Protection Last Night” panic attack? The panic that morphs from a simple fear of pregnancy to convincing yourself you contracted HIV. All within a 5 minute span of google searching?
Pretty sure the “peasants” in our society cannot afford HBO/Showtime .. but keep trying.
I created an account just to comment on this … Seriously the worst column I’ve read on here. Not only have you “failed miserably at becoming an adult” .. You’ve also failed miserably at writing a humorous column.
Congrats though! You have definitely succeeded at being an uber bitch.