The insanely difficult 5:30 decision between hitting the gym or bottle. PGP.

Morning: “I will never drink on a work night again.” 5 PM: “Who’s down to do happy hour?” PGP.

Every time my boss says, “Keep me in the loop,” I have visions of slipping a noose around his neck and hanging him in the supply closet. PGP.

Would still rather be in PR for the Clippers. PGP.

My office chair slowly lowers itself over the course of the day, ironically symbolizing my dying morale. PGP.

Proudly categorizing all transactions on Mint.com only to realize you are 300% over “Alcohol & Bars” budget for the month. PGP.