Keeping your headset on so your office mate wont strike up random, pointless conversation. PGP.
Fire drills at work are even more exciting than when we had them in 4th grade. PGP.
Ordering office supplies is the closest I’ll come to “spoiling myself” this week. PGP.
Marking an email “highly important” to let the secretary know we’re out of french vanilla creamer. PGP.