My work mom is going to be out of the office for 1-2 months for surgery and I honestly don’t know what I’m going to do without her.

One of the partners brought me along with him to a college basketball game, so as a thanks I bought him a beer. He didn’t want it. PGP.

Every time I see a “Rochester Institute of Technology” bumper sticker on a car I fear that I may be tailgating a co-worker on the commute to work. PGP.

Chipped my tooth during a conference call. I was biting my nail. PGP.

I have a work mom rather than a work wife. PGP.

I have to take prescription acid reflux pills. I’m 22. PGP.

Pretty sure I have hemorrhoids. I’m 22. PGP.

Had a panic attack so bad on my drive home from a stag party that my arms went numb and had my girlfriends mom pick me up. PGP.

Guy in the office practices his martial arts stances in the office.

Turn down for work. PGP.