Having to censor yourself on a regular basis. PGP.

Actually taking your doctor’s advice seriously. PGP.

I seriously haven’t done a fucking thing today. PGP.

Celebrating the end of your 2-mile run like you’re Rocky Balboa. PGP.

Constantly seeking other employment. PGP.

Forgetting to preheat the oven. PGP.

Being on the verge of tears in the shower Monday morning. PGP.

“Excuse the mess.” PGP.

The fear of Friday morning keeping you from enjoying Thursday night. PGP.

Keeping your headphones on hours after your iPod died so no one talks to you. PGP.