I don’t get paid until the end of the month(living that grad school stipend life) so we’re going to see how many different ways I can prepare eggs over the next 6 days
Its supposed to rain all weekend so tonight I’m probably gonna go hit on some 10s at the bars only to get denied, then low key indoor hanging out Saturday, and of course football on Sunday #RiseUp
I want to have a Chopped themed birthday party where I get 4 of my friends to compete chopped styled and then I’m a judge. But I also live in a one bed room apartment so its not happening any time soon
I don’t drink it because I want it. I drink it because I happen to be in the gas station already in there buying a poptart, or there’s no better option when I’m driving through the middle of nowhere USA
I’m not proud of the piece of trash I’ve become, but I’ve lowered my standards to the point of being able to drink even gas station coffee. Addictions are bad
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Off the top of the dome I’ve got scrambled, deviled, and the type that go on top of eggs benny. So we’re halfway there…
I don’t get paid until the end of the month(living that grad school stipend life) so we’re going to see how many different ways I can prepare eggs over the next 6 days
When I get on a hot streak I try to milk that teat drier than that girl with the nose ring did on The Bachelor this week
OHHHH SHITTTTTTTTT
One grilled chicken breast and like 6ish keystone lights
Slow your roll on the pop rocks/BJ combo. I can’t speak from personal experience but it made me wince just reading that one
One grilled chicken breast and like 6ish Miller Lites
Its supposed to rain all weekend so tonight I’m probably gonna go hit on some 10s at the bars only to get denied, then low key indoor hanging out Saturday, and of course football on Sunday #RiseUp
Having to look up what the word “bridegroom” means PGP
Wait did you just abbreviate “Chipotle” to “‘le”?
Congrats on the sex.
I feel like this is the process deFries goes through whenever he posts
I want to have a Chopped themed birthday party where I get 4 of my friends to compete chopped styled and then I’m a judge. But I also live in a one bed room apartment so its not happening any time soon
I don’t drink it because I want it. I drink it because I happen to be in the gas station already in there buying a poptart, or there’s no better option when I’m driving through the middle of nowhere USA
I’m not proud of the piece of trash I’ve become, but I’ve lowered my standards to the point of being able to drink even gas station coffee. Addictions are bad
Also the look of envy on everybody else’s face doesn’t hurt.
I’ve recently started taking a cup of coff with me on my walk to grad school everyday and my mornings have gotten significantly better because of it.
It took me far too long to find the two pair of jeans that I currently alternate between every other day to try and find a new pair of pants now.
And there’s probably a reason she’s divorced
Bitch, Todd got too drunk watching football. Let it be.