Went through a similar situation that I talked about extensively in the PGP reddit…one of my best friends is currently dating a sociopath who is currently lying about have stage 4 cancer. I found out she was lying, attempted to warn him and now our friendship is fucked. This happen last February and we still haven’t reconciled about it (he’s still with the girl). Even worse, we co-commish a fantasy football league so that was awk as fuck.
Oh that’s where we differ- I would definitely tell my closest friends that I won. I think I would be a difficult thing for me to keep to myself. Also my three closest friends are prop traders so they could potentially make me more money than they would request …I would actually allocate a small amount of my portfolio to them. I would use the SP500 as a benchmark and would give them 30% of alpha minus the return in the SP500.
Ideally you would want to be able to accept the money through an LLC and have your lawyer accept the money on your behalf. Unfortunately (as far as I’ve heard), I live in Virginia and the lottery laws prohibit anonymous claims so I would have to change my name/accept the money in costume.
I get that. At the same you want to have at least a weekend of going balls deep just to get it out your system…and who the fuck want to go to Vegas by herself?
2) I would hire a prominent lawyer that represents high-net worth individuals and he would be my mouthpiece to the media. Lucky for me, the main lawyer for the Tiger Woods/Elin Nordegren divorce works in my hometown.
3) I would pick up the check dressed up in a full mascot costume. My lawyer would answer all my questions for me. If a reporter attempts to ask me a questions, I would go full Marshawn Lynch on them.
4) Vegas trip with the boys. Give enough to my parents for them to retire. Donate to my favorite charity (I had a friend pass away when I was 18, her parents set up a scholarship fund for her), travel the world…I would then move somewhere warm, buy a condo and nice but nondescript car. I would invest the majority of the money in vanguard mutual funds and live on 200-250k/year.
1) I’d give her the double guns.
2) I’m always about J-Train getting more playing time.
Also, I just want to say it was an absolute power move on Corrine’s part to have that spread as her pregame meal. Every girl in America hates her and she knows it. She adds salt in the wound by showing girls that she can eat whatever she wants and can still have a rockin body.
Rooting from him as well…outside of the domestic abuse issues, I think all of us would have engaged in some of the same behavior at age 23 and if we had a seven figure bank account…honestly, if the Seahawks aren’t happy with their backup QB situation, they should take a look at him. Manziel’s ceiling is probably Russell Wilson, their games are pretty similar and it wouldn’t be the worst thing the world to have a Carlton Banks-esque mentor in Wilson by Manziel’s side.
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Well played.
Went through a similar situation that I talked about extensively in the PGP reddit…one of my best friends is currently dating a sociopath who is currently lying about have stage 4 cancer. I found out she was lying, attempted to warn him and now our friendship is fucked. This happen last February and we still haven’t reconciled about it (he’s still with the girl). Even worse, we co-commish a fantasy football league so that was awk as fuck.
Oh that’s where we differ- I would definitely tell my closest friends that I won. I think I would be a difficult thing for me to keep to myself. Also my three closest friends are prop traders so they could potentially make me more money than they would request …I would actually allocate a small amount of my portfolio to them. I would use the SP500 as a benchmark and would give them 30% of alpha minus the return in the SP500.
Ideally you would want to be able to accept the money through an LLC and have your lawyer accept the money on your behalf. Unfortunately (as far as I’ve heard), I live in Virginia and the lottery laws prohibit anonymous claims so I would have to change my name/accept the money in costume.
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I get that. At the same you want to have at least a weekend of going balls deep just to get it out your system…and who the fuck want to go to Vegas by herself?
I’ve played this idea out in my head several times:
1) Per 538, “James Smith” is the “most likely name” an American male would have so therefore I would change my name to James Smith (https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/whats-the-most-common-name-in-america/)
2) I would hire a prominent lawyer that represents high-net worth individuals and he would be my mouthpiece to the media. Lucky for me, the main lawyer for the Tiger Woods/Elin Nordegren divorce works in my hometown.
3) I would pick up the check dressed up in a full mascot costume. My lawyer would answer all my questions for me. If a reporter attempts to ask me a questions, I would go full Marshawn Lynch on them.
4) Vegas trip with the boys. Give enough to my parents for them to retire. Donate to my favorite charity (I had a friend pass away when I was 18, her parents set up a scholarship fund for her), travel the world…I would then move somewhere warm, buy a condo and nice but nondescript car. I would invest the majority of the money in vanguard mutual funds and live on 200-250k/year.
….yeah I have too much free time on my hands.
Network. Network. Network.
1) I’d give her the double guns.
2) I’m always about J-Train getting more playing time.
Also, I just want to say it was an absolute power move on Corrine’s part to have that spread as her pregame meal. Every girl in America hates her and she knows it. She adds salt in the wound by showing girls that she can eat whatever she wants and can still have a rockin body.
Corrine, I respect your hustle.
Rudy was offsides.
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I’m obsessed with the quality context PGP has put out in the past 72 hours.
Welcome back Duda.
Saracen could have done so much better than Julie.
Kirk Cousins is chill as balls. 10/10 would crush beers and wings at happy hour with him.
This article is bad and you should feel bad.
Rooting from him as well…outside of the domestic abuse issues, I think all of us would have engaged in some of the same behavior at age 23 and if we had a seven figure bank account…honestly, if the Seahawks aren’t happy with their backup QB situation, they should take a look at him. Manziel’s ceiling is probably Russell Wilson, their games are pretty similar and it wouldn’t be the worst thing the world to have a Carlton Banks-esque mentor in Wilson by Manziel’s side.
Champ is bringing the heat today…can we trade QotGP for J-Train? Seems like a fair trade from our standpoint.
Well they should, those filthy beggars, they go from port to port.
I’m proud of you.