Caring enough to get angry that housekeeping keeps moving the trashcan PGP.

My lunch buddy cheated on me today with someone down the hall. PGP.

Sitting at your desk envious of all the “Welcome Week” snaps. PGP.

I may legally be an adult, but don’t be fooled. I have no idea what the hell I’m doing.

CCing on emails is the grownup version of tattletale