The Homecoming home stretch. PGP.

If I see the hashtag #LoveMyJob one more time I am going to flip out. PGP.

Getting less Tinder matches in college towns. PGP.

Bought a new bed in January. Still haven’t gotten laid in it. PGP.

Work is slow and quiet today. It’s making me anxious. PGP.

For person who typically despises work I got oddly excited over new office supplies. PGP.

I ate peanut butter sandwiches for lunch and dinner yesterday. I hate 31-day months. PGP.

Can’t tell if my coffee smells like urine or my urine smells like coffee. PGP.

The Tesla Model III sounds awesome and everything, but I doubt I’ll have $35,000 by 2017. PGP.

Your boss questioning decisions that they instructed you to make. PGP.