Wow, I’ve been laughing at all this funny stuff on this website and then came across this. Awesome. I’ve been in 17 years, still in, currently deployed. Back home I volunteer at Dry Hootch and on Honor Flights. Any vets out there want advice on the medical corps, getting in, getting out, give me a shout on ajknauss.weebly.com it’s my book website but the contact info is there. Thanks for a great column! (and your other stuff is hilarious).
I have a friend who is a bagpipe playing, beekeeping, librarian. He is the most self-actualized person I know, to use a little psycho-babble. Doesn’t live large. Does exactly what the hell he wants. That’s my guru. Keep at it.
The guy who needs advice on how to poop at work has just answered a nagging question of mine, who the hell calls the 1-800 number on the toilet paper 8 pack? Take a look. Before you take off the outer plastic at home, there is a 1-800 number “for questions”. If you ever hate your job, stop and be glad you aren’t on that help-line.
That article just got me over my “The League” withdrawal as I can’t get Hulu over my current wifi on this army deployment. I know. First world problems.
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Wow, I’ve been laughing at all this funny stuff on this website and then came across this. Awesome. I’ve been in 17 years, still in, currently deployed. Back home I volunteer at Dry Hootch and on Honor Flights. Any vets out there want advice on the medical corps, getting in, getting out, give me a shout on ajknauss.weebly.com it’s my book website but the contact info is there. Thanks for a great column! (and your other stuff is hilarious).
Fiesta Sweat! Best stripper name ever. According to the whole middle name, street you grew up on, I’m Marie Skyline, so I’m jealous of Fiesta.
I have a friend who is a bagpipe playing, beekeeping, librarian. He is the most self-actualized person I know, to use a little psycho-babble. Doesn’t live large. Does exactly what the hell he wants. That’s my guru. Keep at it.
But when I “right” shit jet-lagged, I misspell shit, all-write?
I sit next to these people on airplanes but there is noooo escape. But I’m old school, I right shit down in a notebook to put in my next book.
Only with a real mariachi back up horn section that followed me around at work. Although if they followed me into the bathroom that would be weird.
What happened to take the money and run?
The guy who needs advice on how to poop at work has just answered a nagging question of mine, who the hell calls the 1-800 number on the toilet paper 8 pack? Take a look. Before you take off the outer plastic at home, there is a 1-800 number “for questions”. If you ever hate your job, stop and be glad you aren’t on that help-line.
That article just got me over my “The League” withdrawal as I can’t get Hulu over my current wifi on this army deployment. I know. First world problems.
Dude, thank you for saying what needed to be said.