That coworker who walks in disheveled every morning and keeps imitating Beyonce by doing the hand motions and saying, “I woke up like this!” Yeah, we believe you. PGP.

Just got really excited about finding an extra tape roller and felt my last bit of dignity die at the same time. PGP.

Making eye contact with the person entering the bathroom stall after you. PGP.

When your boss sends a “reply all” email with no text in the body. Not sure if that means approval or I fucked up. PGP.