Saturday I had a date get blackout, throw up, accuse me of cheating on her and ruining a 6 month relationship (we have been on 4 dates, over 2 months). I sat in my car at a McDonalds Drive Thru until I was sober enough to drive home.
Steps to crushing a Saturday Morning Interview:
1. Bring a “Box of Joe” from DD.
2. Don’t offer any to them.
3. Shotgun the whole thing.
4. Stack paper
A little kid remembering the time you threw up is hilarious because they don’t remember what they had for breakfast, and now you know that’s in their brain and can come out anywhere from Daycare to dinner with the parents.
Your friend remembering you threw up and brings it up, that is shitty.
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Stress drinking is the only way I survive State Athletics.
The chubby cousin of oatmeal szn
What is crazy about a monologue with yourself to make sure you have lunch the way you like it?
I believe the proper syntax is “Sup?”
It was literally in his title. What did you expect?
Go to hangover cure – Cajun Filet biscuit, add egg and cheese. It’s heaven
Bojangles
There is nothing more off-putting than a dates ambition to be a stay at home mom.
Name does not check out.
Wait are do people often tell me their going on a sales call and just going somewhere else? Not cool CrabCakes and Homebrew. Not cool.
Fuckin. Crushin. It.
TBD. Will keep posted.
K.I.S.S.
Keep it simple stupid. Best advice I ever gave.
I appreciate that. I did get a follow up text on Sunday to the effect of why aren’t you in my bed and what happened last night.
Is it shitty to tell her? I feel like disclosing isn’t beneficial for either of us? Thoughts/Opinions?
Saturday I had a date get blackout, throw up, accuse me of cheating on her and ruining a 6 month relationship (we have been on 4 dates, over 2 months). I sat in my car at a McDonalds Drive Thru until I was sober enough to drive home.
I slept all day Sunday to avoid any scaries.
The one in discussion is in Raleigh… Wish I could I could join, tax season is kicking my ass and ruining my fun.
Keep this mans in check Dave
Steps to crushing a Saturday Morning Interview:
1. Bring a “Box of Joe” from DD.
2. Don’t offer any to them.
3. Shotgun the whole thing.
4. Stack paper
Hanging out with a guy who calls himself T-Bone unironically is the quickest way to realize how huge of a douchebag you are.
A little kid remembering the time you threw up is hilarious because they don’t remember what they had for breakfast, and now you know that’s in their brain and can come out anywhere from Daycare to dinner with the parents.
Your friend remembering you threw up and brings it up, that is shitty.