BEEN IN THE OFFICE FOR AN HOUR AND A HALF! SO MUCH TO DO BUT I CANT STOP SHOT GUNNING COLD BREW! PEOPLE AROUND ME ARE STARING BUT THEY CAN’T DO IT LIKE ME!! GET ME THROUGH TAX SEASON!
IM SITTING IN COST EFFECTIVE MANAGERIAL ACCOUNTING AND I WANT TO SLAM MY CUP THROUGH THE GOD DAMN WHITW BOARD!!! THIS GOT ME SO FUCKED UP I CLOSED 75 DEALS WHILE I TYPED THIS POST
You learn a lot about your boss on those trips. I went on one with the VP of Accounting and he pulled a Micah, got real drunk at a Top Golf then took the 5 of us to a karaoke bar
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What people do in the privacy of their own home is totally up to them as long as everyone is consenting and no one gets hurt
AUSTIN 3:16 “I’LL WHOOP THAT ASS!” PRAISE BE. GO IN PEACE… *record scratch* LETS GO FUCK SHIT UP
BEEN IN THE OFFICE FOR AN HOUR AND A HALF! SO MUCH TO DO BUT I CANT STOP SHOT GUNNING COLD BREW! PEOPLE AROUND ME ARE STARING BUT THEY CAN’T DO IT LIKE ME!! GET ME THROUGH TAX SEASON!
So what your saying is Dan shops at Little Man Outfitters? #Smedium
when was that last time “You know”…
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It’s a catch 22 thought because Girl is horrible…. but….
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The wing woman every man needs but doesn’t deserve
Is “butt flu” (dave’s words not mine) cheverererere in house today?
DTOWWDD (Do The Opposite of What Would Duda Do)
“What’s that smell?”….
“Oh it’s just me”
IM SITTING IN COST EFFECTIVE MANAGERIAL ACCOUNTING AND I WANT TO SLAM MY CUP THROUGH THE GOD DAMN WHITW BOARD!!! THIS GOT ME SO FUCKED UP I CLOSED 75 DEALS WHILE I TYPED THIS POST
All of us in 2017
You learn a lot about your boss on those trips. I went on one with the VP of Accounting and he pulled a Micah, got real drunk at a Top Golf then took the 5 of us to a karaoke bar
Dillon. My son will have 4 non-consecutive e’s in his name in honor of your transparency.
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Jan said the osso buco needed to braise for about 4 more hours but it’s cool. Sometimes people in Spain don’t eat until midnight.
What a coincidence. I am also tossing salad for dinner
“Petty shit. Hoe Shit” my new go to line
#MoNulletMoProblems
Classic deFries move. But possible content for TGDAG doesn’t rest and we respect that