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If the big 4 mentioned in the name is about the accounting firms, hit me up… if not, hit me up.
*marshawn lynch hold my dick gif here*
*Todd kneels down*
“Will you, the insufferable bitch who has and will continue to ruin my life, marry me?”
*All of PGP cries*
I relate to the “if you can’t tone it – tan it” take on a spiritual level
With stubborn parents (a lot of experience) I’ve taken the route of asking questions that lead them to feeling like they made the decision to doing the right thing/what I want them to do
Never too poor for a rack of beer a day. Find your ass a pool.
Thanks mom
The hog capital of the world is 30 minutes up the road from my hometown… there is a sign when entering the town that says “Meth Stop B4 U Start”
I can’t make this stuff up
BREAK HER FUCKIN HEART TODD. GOD DAMNIT
Everyone is now dumber for this. I award you no point and may God have mercy on your soul.
I feel like most ex-soccer guys are pretty good on the boards, used to fighting for position on corner kicks/set peices
The diamond ring wear, wine glass breaking son of a gun!!!!
Sharts happen… (side note: with all the side projects going on i.e. DCO hats, how come the Boners Happen shirts never came to fruition?)
“We’re the cool parents”
I’m not crying… you’re crying
Sup
I bet you remember the day you visited the younglings on that cold awful night
Said Duda… probably
Tldr; response: No
Na this is clearly in a workspace. She wouldn’t be caught dead working