My college offered a Beer and Wine Appreciation class that I took and allegedly should be able to use for these kinds of situations. But really, you just took it in the late afternoon as the last class and pregamed a little for it before transitioning into post-class drinking and ultimately the weeknight out at the bars. This advice is definitely all you need.
Are you under the impression that guys compare dongs in the locker room? And then talk about them? Your guy friends must be in some strange locker rooms. All of the locker rooms I’ve been in have a strict and unspoken no-eye-contact, no talking policy.
Can confirm re:Studio Paris. Went there for NYE and had a table but I may as well have just saved money and got wasted elsewhere. Not sure what neighborhood Moes is in, but that was a pretty awesome bar when I was in Chicago for St. Paddy’s day.
In high school I was advised by a “friend” to tell a girl that I had a crush on that I was in love with her. One of the most embarrassing experiences of my life as she didn’t respond with words so much as laugh-crying. Later on my “friend” told me he just said that because he wanted to see if I would do it. He seemed real genuine about the advice too. I was dumb and naive back then. Not great. Would punch myself again.
Final day of a 12 hour/day work week and then a flight back home. The airport bar best be stocked, I’m about to challenge my liver tonight. Never closed so many deals in my life. I’m exhausted but couldn’t be more satisfied.
Sounds like you’ve never been to the Halal Guys food cart in NYC. Completely disagree with this take. Sometimes I just want to grab something quick from a cart and not sit down and wait for service
This weekend I was somehow the guy that didn’t blackout when everyone else did so I got to recap their nights for them. The same two guys in our group made out with the same two girls in our group and none of them remember. Classic.
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My college offered a Beer and Wine Appreciation class that I took and allegedly should be able to use for these kinds of situations. But really, you just took it in the late afternoon as the last class and pregamed a little for it before transitioning into post-class drinking and ultimately the weeknight out at the bars. This advice is definitely all you need.
Gotta train the way you compete
I’m pretty sure I don’t. I’ll report back next time sex is had. Don’t hold your breath though…
Black out me just pulls an irish goodbye, goes home, and falls asleep. Always have, hopefully always will. #Blessed
You grunt while having sex?
I would definitely be embarrased to still live with my parents at age 26.
Are you under the impression that guys compare dongs in the locker room? And then talk about them? Your guy friends must be in some strange locker rooms. All of the locker rooms I’ve been in have a strict and unspoken no-eye-contact, no talking policy.
Can confirm re:Studio Paris. Went there for NYE and had a table but I may as well have just saved money and got wasted elsewhere. Not sure what neighborhood Moes is in, but that was a pretty awesome bar when I was in Chicago for St. Paddy’s day.
In high school I was advised by a “friend” to tell a girl that I had a crush on that I was in love with her. One of the most embarrassing experiences of my life as she didn’t respond with words so much as laugh-crying. Later on my “friend” told me he just said that because he wanted to see if I would do it. He seemed real genuine about the advice too. I was dumb and naive back then. Not great. Would punch myself again.
Congrats on the future sex
Final day of a 12 hour/day work week and then a flight back home. The airport bar best be stocked, I’m about to challenge my liver tonight. Never closed so many deals in my life. I’m exhausted but couldn’t be more satisfied.
Budlight is my go to. It’s what all my friends started getting regularly after college and I never really cared so I went with it.
You should hit up Nick at his crap food truck before the rooftop bar so you can discuss your shitty takes together.
Have we approached schadenfreude status with Todd now? I’m kinda at a point where this would be hilarious
Todd needs to charge his damn phone more often. Rookie mistakes all around.
Sounds like you’ve never been to the Halal Guys food cart in NYC. Completely disagree with this take. Sometimes I just want to grab something quick from a cart and not sit down and wait for service
Can’t get enough of that song
Have a strong feeling I work for the same company as the first guy
I started reading this a few weeks ago as well and went through all of them in a few slow work days and some hungover weekend mornings. Well worth it.
Also this is the first time I’m proud of Todd, I think.
This weekend I was somehow the guy that didn’t blackout when everyone else did so I got to recap their nights for them. The same two guys in our group made out with the same two girls in our group and none of them remember. Classic.