My job had unlimited paid sick days. Can somebody give me mono? PGP.

Bought a desk. Couldn’t afford the chair. PGP.

An absolutely horrific day of golf is still better than a good day in the office. PGP.

Typing “po” into my work computer browser gets me to this website. Typing “po” into my personal laptop browser is a different story. PGP.

Sleep, work, eat, repeat for 40 years. PGP.

Got a flat tire after work. Didn’t tell anyone, but took a picture to use as an excuse if I’m ever late. PGP.