The manager with his computer volume up so high that you can hear every time he gets an email. PGP.

When even the guy in your office that you’re pretty sure is gay is married. PGP.

My boss loves having personal conversations really loudly on the phone with his door open. All day, every day. PGP.

When the guy in the office next to your cube takes all of his conference calls on speakerphone with his door wide open. PGP.

Told a coworker that my boyfriend and I broke up. He confided in me that he and his wife just got divorced. Now he flirts with me every time I see him in the breakroom. PGP.

Telling your boss he looks sharp today, only to find out that he had a funeral to attend earlier. PGP.

When your boss comes up with a brilliant idea that just results in you taking on more work. PGP.