Congrats. No other way to obnoxiously sing “started from the bottom now we here” in your head when you get a bigger paycheck than quitting and moving on to better things.
Tonight we’re doing a wine, pizza, and movie night. Couldn’t be more excited to get wine drunk in my $1.99 WalMart sweatpants tonight.
Tomorrow I’m taking a load of Christmas decorations to storage and then it’ll be an afternoon at the dog park since the weather will be above 60 in the City of Syrup.
Sunday the wife works so I’ll be doubling down on beers and tv for the playoffs and CareerBuilder final round.
Oh, I did buy a new puppy today so that means a few months of excitement before I can pick her up. Have a blessed weekend y’all
I like how the thought of VR mixed into important life moments like this has everyone so scared they won’t even comment on this. Just staring at their screen contemplating life.
Worry less about the title and more about the time spent together. Be a solid guy, make her laugh, and just enjoy your time together. Regardless of what YOU call it, if she’s into you she’ll eventually start to tell her friends about these “dates” then BOOM, you’re in….until you do something dumb and she ends it because that’s what us guys do, dumb stuff
Finally back at work in the Ice Land formally known as Houston. Food and water were running low and tension inside the home was at an all time high. Glad to be back drinking burnt Folgers and sharing survival stories with the coworkers.
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Lab. Black female. She will never leave my side and my wife will be filled with jealousy
Congrats. No other way to obnoxiously sing “started from the bottom now we here” in your head when you get a bigger paycheck than quitting and moving on to better things.
Going to start referring to the strip club as an “art cabaret” from now on
Tonight we’re doing a wine, pizza, and movie night. Couldn’t be more excited to get wine drunk in my $1.99 WalMart sweatpants tonight.
Tomorrow I’m taking a load of Christmas decorations to storage and then it’ll be an afternoon at the dog park since the weather will be above 60 in the City of Syrup.
Sunday the wife works so I’ll be doubling down on beers and tv for the playoffs and CareerBuilder final round.
Oh, I did buy a new puppy today so that means a few months of excitement before I can pick her up. Have a blessed weekend y’all
C’mon man
I like how the thought of VR mixed into important life moments like this has everyone so scared they won’t even comment on this. Just staring at their screen contemplating life.
What are your qualifications sir?
Worry less about the title and more about the time spent together. Be a solid guy, make her laugh, and just enjoy your time together. Regardless of what YOU call it, if she’s into you she’ll eventually start to tell her friends about these “dates” then BOOM, you’re in….until you do something dumb and she ends it because that’s what us guys do, dumb stuff
I wasn’t a fan until I was on a cold flight and I cuddled up in their side fat and took a nap the second half of the flight
Good troll job on a Friday, Will. I’ve really been enjoying your Instagram posts lately so keep that up.
Can’t wait until the wife opens up the podcast app and sees I’m halfway through episode one of a Zac Efron podcast. Should be fun to explain
Needless to say, I’m 100% all in on this
I almost jumped a guy at Trader Joe’s because his jacket looked warmer than mine. It’s a struggle
Finally back at work in the Ice Land formally known as Houston. Food and water were running low and tension inside the home was at an all time high. Glad to be back drinking burnt Folgers and sharing survival stories with the coworkers.
If they were bigger and didn’t fall apart, I’d be all in. I’m sticking with flour, for now. Wife is team corn now
I’m just imagining Will Ferrell in a speedo as Frank the Tank
Game of Thrones Risk or GTFO. There’s no better way to end a night but everyone leaving pissed off at each other at 2 in the morning
If you ever hear some guy throwing out facts about Sears and the first elevator in Houston, like a boss, it’s me. Thanks for that.
The Sears by my house is now the most popular hangout for crack heads and junkies. Even had a guy drool on my window at a stoplight once.
If you didn’t get to second base while waiting for your parents to pick you up outside the mall entrance, you weren’t really living in middle school
Corn? I eat my fajitas the way God intended, wrapped in a flour tortilla