Pro tip: “hey so how are you feeling about our little ‘situation’ here? I really like seeing you and spending time with you, so I thought I’d ask if you wanted to maybe stop seeing other people, if you are at all, and be able to focus on us connecting more?” will clear up any questions/anxiety you might have
I usually see how many times I can say the pledge of allegiance (2 1/2 times is my record) before I finish and then follow that up with a polite “thank you”
Dave, why are you working from home for a few weeks? Bad diarrhea?
Also, pro tip for DCO Nation, you can get pants identical to the VV option seen here at Old Navy for a fraction of the cost. Or buy them from Man Outfitters so our favorite site’s parent company doesn’t go belly up.
Also, can someone from Grandex track the shipping on a mousepad I was promised over a year ago?
Don’t get all cocky on us, but this is actually a great take here JD. I too once suffered from lack of sleep due to a coffee habit that would kill an elephant. Rather than giving it all up I cut myself off at 10am, no excuses, and I’ve noticed a big difference. Because let’s be honest, how good would a hot cup of Folgers be with your Chobani?
As a hypochondriac, WebMD is absolutely the worst thing published on the Internet. I’ve probably spent more time having a doctor tell me I’m not sick than I have actually being sick
Forwarding this to my (ex) best friend. A while back he invited us to dinner at his house. “Wife and I want to have y’all over for dinner Saturday” and setting a time was the only discussion we had about it. Fast forward to Saturday and I walk in to a “friend” from college who I hate more than anyone in my life and his super hot, SUPER bitch wife. So we basically got to spend two hours eating shit food with shit people before our 40 minute drive back to the city. Guess people really don’t care about friendships anymore…
Wedding planning does flip a switch for a lot of girls that makes them a little…”aggressive”. Unfortunately for Todd, fortunately for the readers, this switch happens to make Girl the antichrist
Bill, I appreciate your insight. My marriage is great, my wife actually hasn’t screwed up any new meals she’s tried to cook, and getting my ridiculously offensive tattoos removed is a priority and email me your Venmo so I can request $500 for the procedure
From someone who is secretly covered in tattoos (can’t see anything when I have at shirt on) with both tattoos that I love and tattoos that I absolutely despise…I’m 100% about everyone having tattoos but just really think about what you’re getting. And not just “oh will I like this in 20 years?” I’m saying you should about think about your life, in all ages, all situations and think if your tattoo will negatively impact you or anyone. Most of my tattoos are completely random or meaningful for someone in my life but I have a few that are considered offensive and I hate myself for them. Having to hide yourself at a community pool or beach because of what 22 year old you did is awful and embarrassing. And that’s my rant for today. God bless y’all
Thanks, Bill, that’s exactly what I am doing. PGP gets their website hits while I also join the community in our mutual hate while also sticking it to Duda by never actually reading his “blogs”
Pro tip: “hey so how are you feeling about our little ‘situation’ here? I really like seeing you and spending time with you, so I thought I’d ask if you wanted to maybe stop seeing other people, if you are at all, and be able to focus on us connecting more?” will clear up any questions/anxiety you might have
The human brain is an amazing, perplexing thing my friend, and we will never understand it
Out loud, so she knows I’m focused and in the zone
I usually see how many times I can say the pledge of allegiance (2 1/2 times is my record) before I finish and then follow that up with a polite “thank you”
Dave, why are you working from home for a few weeks? Bad diarrhea?
Also, pro tip for DCO Nation, you can get pants identical to the VV option seen here at Old Navy for a fraction of the cost. Or buy them from Man Outfitters so our favorite site’s parent company doesn’t go belly up.
Also, can someone from Grandex track the shipping on a mousepad I was promised over a year ago?
Life comes at you fast. Time to step up to a weekly 12 pack
Please consider not being an asshat and drink some Folgers, you freedom hater
Don’t get all cocky on us, but this is actually a great take here JD. I too once suffered from lack of sleep due to a coffee habit that would kill an elephant. Rather than giving it all up I cut myself off at 10am, no excuses, and I’ve noticed a big difference. Because let’s be honest, how good would a hot cup of Folgers be with your Chobani?
After a few hours of anxiety, I just ask my wife to which I get “you’re just out of shape, idiot” and then I feel better
As a hypochondriac, WebMD is absolutely the worst thing published on the Internet. I’ve probably spent more time having a doctor tell me I’m not sick than I have actually being sick
You ever had a super hot girlfriend that’s crazy (crazy girl sex is the best)…..it’s harder to leave than you think
Forwarding this to my (ex) best friend. A while back he invited us to dinner at his house. “Wife and I want to have y’all over for dinner Saturday” and setting a time was the only discussion we had about it. Fast forward to Saturday and I walk in to a “friend” from college who I hate more than anyone in my life and his super hot, SUPER bitch wife. So we basically got to spend two hours eating shit food with shit people before our 40 minute drive back to the city. Guess people really don’t care about friendships anymore…
Plus the breakdown she will obviously have at some point during the reception will make for a great story come Monday
Wedding planning does flip a switch for a lot of girls that makes them a little…”aggressive”. Unfortunately for Todd, fortunately for the readers, this switch happens to make Girl the antichrist
Bill, I appreciate your insight. My marriage is great, my wife actually hasn’t screwed up any new meals she’s tried to cook, and getting my ridiculously offensive tattoos removed is a priority and email me your Venmo so I can request $500 for the procedure
What it’s like? Imagine prison, but they food is worse
Me, I’m all in. Wife, she’s got a big list of things that come before “something you never should have spent money on to begin with”
You giving out loans?
From someone who is secretly covered in tattoos (can’t see anything when I have at shirt on) with both tattoos that I love and tattoos that I absolutely despise…I’m 100% about everyone having tattoos but just really think about what you’re getting. And not just “oh will I like this in 20 years?” I’m saying you should about think about your life, in all ages, all situations and think if your tattoo will negatively impact you or anyone. Most of my tattoos are completely random or meaningful for someone in my life but I have a few that are considered offensive and I hate myself for them. Having to hide yourself at a community pool or beach because of what 22 year old you did is awful and embarrassing. And that’s my rant for today. God bless y’all
Thanks, Bill, that’s exactly what I am doing. PGP gets their website hits while I also join the community in our mutual hate while also sticking it to Duda by never actually reading his “blogs”