We usually go for Richmond because we can walk but if the wait is over an hour and a half (usually is) we go to the one of Navigation simply because it’s the biggest and shortest wait times.
You should intentionally play a solo round. It’s a lot more enjoyable than folks think and it’s a great way to hit a few extra balls if you miss you shot without holding everyone up
What kind of water temps we talking about for this polar plunge? Is any training involved or you going in blind? Any concern about your penis not returning to normal size after exposure to such temps? How long do you stay submerged?
Going to enjoy the weather Houston is getting with some El T on the patio tonight. Might try to convince the wife to uber there so we can get a pitcher(s) of margs.
Tomorrow the wife is getting her hair done so I’ve got all morning to golf and drink as many beers as possible before I have to go home at act like I’m not a degenerate.
Sunday I’m riding solo so I’ll be eating Oreos and watching golf, going for a new record of hours on the couch without moving. Might cook some steaks for dinner if the weather permits. Have a blessed weekend y’all
I like these, a lot. On the subject of military, everyone should listen to the David Goggins episode of JRE. Dude is a lunatic and will make you wanna through a brick wall
You’re probably the most uncultured person here. Dressing like a fool and searching “unknown artist” playlist on Spotify while you eat yogurt doesn’t make you cultured, it makes you an idiot. Consider this an eviction notice from my head.
Tried the whole “hey we should try this in bed…”. Don’t do it. Just get over yourself and be happy someone is letting you put it in them (or putting it in you) and if you really have some weird desire, find it on pornhub and deal with it while your S/O is at the store. No one wants to hear how what they’re already doing in the bedroom isn’t good enough
“1/3 of married people cheat and 50% of relationships end in divorce. Because one or both parties aren’t satisfied…” – no, we just live in a world with a bunch of shit people doing shit things
Also, normal doesn’t exist in the bachelor world. All these women are desperately looking for love on tv and it’s not because they’re ugly and poor…stay woke
Also, unless you’re either really good or really drunk, no one wants to see you form a circle and put on a dance show for everyone.
I’ve also found that trying to plan something a little fun (brewery visit, museum with a flask, etc) the day before or of a wedding makes it feel like your time and effort being there is worth standing in the shadows for a night while someone else is celebrated
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Notice how the sun started shinning in Texas again as soon as his “nice work”s started going up? That’s no coincidence my friend
I need you to change that dry gear to an American flag speedo and report back to us on Monday. Good luck
We usually go for Richmond because we can walk but if the wait is over an hour and a half (usually is) we go to the one of Navigation simply because it’s the biggest and shortest wait times.
How bout Harden putting that dude in a body bag last game then staring him down before dropping a three. Just nasty, and I despise basketball
You should intentionally play a solo round. It’s a lot more enjoyable than folks think and it’s a great way to hit a few extra balls if you miss you shot without holding everyone up
What kind of water temps we talking about for this polar plunge? Is any training involved or you going in blind? Any concern about your penis not returning to normal size after exposure to such temps? How long do you stay submerged?
If you live in Texas and don’t have a regular TexMex spot you visit weekly, you’re wrong
Going to enjoy the weather Houston is getting with some El T on the patio tonight. Might try to convince the wife to uber there so we can get a pitcher(s) of margs.
Tomorrow the wife is getting her hair done so I’ve got all morning to golf and drink as many beers as possible before I have to go home at act like I’m not a degenerate.
Sunday I’m riding solo so I’ll be eating Oreos and watching golf, going for a new record of hours on the couch without moving. Might cook some steaks for dinner if the weather permits. Have a blessed weekend y’all
Take one from the late, great Big Black. Use a manpon. Fold a paper towel and put it in your crack. Problem solved.
I like these, a lot. On the subject of military, everyone should listen to the David Goggins episode of JRE. Dude is a lunatic and will make you wanna through a brick wall
You’re probably the most uncultured person here. Dressing like a fool and searching “unknown artist” playlist on Spotify while you eat yogurt doesn’t make you cultured, it makes you an idiot. Consider this an eviction notice from my head.
Tried the whole “hey we should try this in bed…”. Don’t do it. Just get over yourself and be happy someone is letting you put it in them (or putting it in you) and if you really have some weird desire, find it on pornhub and deal with it while your S/O is at the store. No one wants to hear how what they’re already doing in the bedroom isn’t good enough
I’d swing with you and your wife in a heartbeat, Big Dave
“1/3 of married people cheat and 50% of relationships end in divorce. Because one or both parties aren’t satisfied…” – no, we just live in a world with a bunch of shit people doing shit things
Also, I won’t tickets to the Houston Open on the radio this morning so happy Friday everyone!
Big Buck Hunter is he GOAT
Watch what you say about Tia, my friend.
Also, normal doesn’t exist in the bachelor world. All these women are desperately looking for love on tv and it’s not because they’re ugly and poor…stay woke
You ever think about doing your own solo podcast? I think you could be the next Joe Rogan
Hey at least it wasn’t “this is shit and this is my shit take about it”….he’s trying at least
Also, unless you’re either really good or really drunk, no one wants to see you form a circle and put on a dance show for everyone.
I’ve also found that trying to plan something a little fun (brewery visit, museum with a flask, etc) the day before or of a wedding makes it feel like your time and effort being there is worth standing in the shadows for a night while someone else is celebrated