It all depends, and like with everything, hate should be used in moderation. My college gf that slept with a basketball team worth of guys, yeah she’s getting the double finger cannons but my high school gf who wanted to experience college as a free woman, she’s getting a hug and a friendly hello when I see her around.
Living alone is like the Wild West of jerking it. Nothing is off limits. Just don’t get too used to it cas one day your wife comes home early and you’re jerking it in the coat closet and all romance is gone after that.
We’ve tried to be cool with you Will, but what kind of lunatic takes his very long term girlfriend to New York (just one of many trips together) and doesn’t propose…
Tonight I’m taking the wife on a hot date to Firehouse subs then the grocery store (never letting the fire burn out).
Tomorrow going to try to get a round in followed by some dog park time and a movie in the afternoon.
Sunday the wife works so I will be watching Masters coverage start to finish while I eat and drink my desires to be in Augusta away. Have a blessed weekend y’all.
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It all depends, and like with everything, hate should be used in moderation. My college gf that slept with a basketball team worth of guys, yeah she’s getting the double finger cannons but my high school gf who wanted to experience college as a free woman, she’s getting a hug and a friendly hello when I see her around.
You think he’d kiss you as passionately as he kisses his son?
Will the goat buy me dinner before (or after) the deed is done?
I like how you telling another guy what to do with his dick skin somehow makes him an idiot. He might be, but it also makes you a lunatic
Hey text breakup guy, in the words of our newest Masters champ, “go hang yourself” you chode
OR everyone noticed and no one cares…
It’s 75 and sunny in Screwston today. I’m off at noon and the wife has a sixer of DosXX waiting for me. God bless Texas
You sound really fun…
Living alone is like the Wild West of jerking it. Nothing is off limits. Just don’t get too used to it cas one day your wife comes home early and you’re jerking it in the coat closet and all romance is gone after that.
Obese or in shape is a mindset, BM. Don’t listen to the haters in the science community. Feel good, look good brother.
Steal the show, big man, it’s your time not his
We’ve tried to be cool with you Will, but what kind of lunatic takes his very long term girlfriend to New York (just one of many trips together) and doesn’t propose…
Any recommendations?
Whatever the wife wants to see. I’m just in it for the popcorn and bunch-a-crunch
Distillery below the office has to be the best worst thing possible
Had Mexican food last night, we all make mistakes
Friday interview is the move, gives you two full days of drinking regardless of how it goes. Good luck
Tonight I’m taking the wife on a hot date to Firehouse subs then the grocery store (never letting the fire burn out).
Tomorrow going to try to get a round in followed by some dog park time and a movie in the afternoon.
Sunday the wife works so I will be watching Masters coverage start to finish while I eat and drink my desires to be in Augusta away. Have a blessed weekend y’all.
Move south
Whenever I see someone out in the Houston heat with basic cotton on I immediately assume they are psychotic or an idiot