Fans in the corners, buckets of beer, and a cold rag soaking in a cooler to rub on your face and neck every now and then….makes even August patio season
I am my best self when I’m on a patio, hydrating with a DosXX. Not many things can ruin a good patio session, except for a group of chodes rockin “throwback jerseys” killin my vibe
One of our couple friends tried to convince us this is the move in the bedroom. They’re weird, eating ass is gross, and everyone should be grateful they’re having sex not trying to guess what someone had for dinner the night before with their tongue.
I hope you do, M Cat. I was all aboard the Micah train but some of this stuff really needs an explanation. I can only hope Will set this up as a way to pull some people to Team Willy
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Fans in the corners, buckets of beer, and a cold rag soaking in a cooler to rub on your face and neck every now and then….makes even August patio season
Unfortunately, it’s not just “the teens”
I “accidentally” dropped my “hubby” coffee mug someone gave me for our wedding. Shit like that can’t be tolerated.
I am my best self when I’m on a patio, hydrating with a DosXX. Not many things can ruin a good patio session, except for a group of chodes rockin “throwback jerseys” killin my vibe
I consider mine stellar as well, mainly because I don’t have my tongue in a poop chute every night
Nurse Jackie!
One of our couple friends tried to convince us this is the move in the bedroom. They’re weird, eating ass is gross, and everyone should be grateful they’re having sex not trying to guess what someone had for dinner the night before with their tongue.
You go girl
I hope you do, M Cat. I was all aboard the Micah train but some of this stuff really needs an explanation. I can only hope Will set this up as a way to pull some people to Team Willy
You’ve had a cougar boss ask you for dating advice while you’re in a panic about getting fired?
The good days. Now I just get random notes like “stop eating like a pig” from Mrs. 19th
“Different, better, special” is what his mom used to write on his napkin in his lunchbox
How original
Will said it in the last post before he took a break…it’s Nicole.
Hey my wife wanted a destination wedding too. Now we have no friends and a wedding license from a bottom feeder state
Don’t open the article then…
Choice is clear, no arms means no hands and no hands means never touching a booty again…
Extra 10LBs ain’t nothing but a lil thiccness most men would be excited about
If my wife reads this and makes me start this, I’m coming for you.
Cocktails with straws means your gay! Just kidding, it’s 2018 and I usually request the biggest, thickest straw they have for my old fashioned