You think you know/understand women, but you don’t. None of us do. They are beautiful, confusing creatures. instead of trying to figure them out, we just need to appreciate their wonderful existence and ride the waves. Without women, and their confusing texts, we’re nothing but a bunch of hairless apes eating Oreos and watching adult entertainment videos.
I absolutely despise everything about the NBA but I feel like as a good Houstonian I have to let you know that the Rockets are better than the Spurs. Have a blessed day my man.
I gave your Ultra a try this weekend. I sharted myself this morning and now I’m “working from home” while I make up an excuse for my fiancé that won’t make her question her love for me. Thanks a lot, JD
Houston weather is absolutely killing it this weekend. Y’all should hit up the outside area of La Grange for dinner and/or drinks. They’re stuffed avocados are insane
Got a little “tequila only” fiesta to attend tonight. Not really of question of how out of control things will get, just a matter of how quickly
Tomorrow I have 36 holes planned with some friends and my only goal is the only throw up once during the morning round.
Saturday night is hopefully titter night in the 713.
Sunday I have hospitality suite tickets to the Insperity Invitational to see the legends of golf and drink more free drinks than anyone would approve of
Have a blessed, safe, and extremely fun weekend y’all.
I’m personally a solid mix, which is the way to go. With a short sleeve shirt on I have zero visible tattoos but shirtless I’m about halfway to having my entire chest, back and shoulders covered. I like this way because I can have whatever (meaningful) tattoos I want without being questioned and I never have to worry about being judged in the workplace.
Fuck I can’t even open this for fear of what you’re going to do to us. I swear, if this is what I think it is, I’m going to do the thumbs down emoji on all your Instagrams for a year you sick bastard
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The only good response to a “hi” is “I’m sorry” cas you know you messed up at that point.
You think you know/understand women, but you don’t. None of us do. They are beautiful, confusing creatures. instead of trying to figure them out, we just need to appreciate their wonderful existence and ride the waves. Without women, and their confusing texts, we’re nothing but a bunch of hairless apes eating Oreos and watching adult entertainment videos.
Just him? Or the is it the team with the wins? I’m not saying he isn’t great, but he’s extremely overrated for what he is/does
Your photo of Kessel in a Leafs jersey but support for the Penguins confuses me.
Also, Crosby is the most overrated player of all time. Have a blessed Tuesday
I absolutely despise everything about the NBA but I feel like as a good Houstonian I have to let you know that the Rockets are better than the Spurs. Have a blessed day my man.
So does the wheelchair excuse not work?
That’s about 130 feet, that’s pretty high
It’s not obnoxious when it’s the truth
You’re just bitter because you hate yourself for what you did in TGDAG last week
Any type of social media we can follow this return to the promised land on? We’re on the edge of our seats already
#Texantakeover is going to take Seattle, and the entire county, by storm. You’re doing God’s work.
I gave your Ultra a try this weekend. I sharted myself this morning and now I’m “working from home” while I make up an excuse for my fiancé that won’t make her question her love for me. Thanks a lot, JD
Was it the beer or the Rangers? You better hop on this Astros train before it leaves the station, bud.
Their*. Fuck.
Houston weather is absolutely killing it this weekend. Y’all should hit up the outside area of La Grange for dinner and/or drinks. They’re stuffed avocados are insane
Rocks or GTFO.
Got a little “tequila only” fiesta to attend tonight. Not really of question of how out of control things will get, just a matter of how quickly
Tomorrow I have 36 holes planned with some friends and my only goal is the only throw up once during the morning round.
Saturday night is hopefully titter night in the 713.
Sunday I have hospitality suite tickets to the Insperity Invitational to see the legends of golf and drink more free drinks than anyone would approve of
Have a blessed, safe, and extremely fun weekend y’all.
My dad told me what was good beer and what was “sissy beer”
I’m pretty sure he’d change his will if he caught me drinking and Shiner Ruby Redbird or even looking at a column about slim cans
I’m personally a solid mix, which is the way to go. With a short sleeve shirt on I have zero visible tattoos but shirtless I’m about halfway to having my entire chest, back and shoulders covered. I like this way because I can have whatever (meaningful) tattoos I want without being questioned and I never have to worry about being judged in the workplace.
Fuck I can’t even open this for fear of what you’re going to do to us. I swear, if this is what I think it is, I’m going to do the thumbs down emoji on all your Instagrams for a year you sick bastard
Big fan of hot takes here, couldn’t be more of a fan, but you also couldn’t be more wrong