Just look at Members of Congress and The Rolling Stones, they have people waiting on them hand and foot until they croak, no one wants to stop working their dream job
I predict Grant is going to reward his old man’s patience with some epic fun times in the future, I feel the same will happen to the artist formerly known as Crash Davis
This is a cry for help, tell Mrs. Icehouse you need more bro time going forward and you won’t subconsciously “forget” to invite her on your next vacation
Stage Hand, low pay-high risk for injury, berated every shift you work, never have I attended a concert without appreciating the stage setup ever again
Question for all, stock photo: Real or Fake?
Just look at Members of Congress and The Rolling Stones, they have people waiting on them hand and foot until they croak, no one wants to stop working their dream job
Madoff coming in hot with another real one
I never understood doing blow while drinking, it’s like putting on layer after layer of condoms during sex
Pour one out for us touchers listening from an office cube
I skip the House of Cards intro because it gives me PTSD of DC traffic
Taking a nap in the bathroom stall, keep it to 20-25 mins, no one will ask questions.
What happens when this run of being Employed and Depressed ends?
How did the going away party blowout go? Glad to see you’re still alive
These character names keep getting better by the chapter
Is the T silent? The true sign of alcohol branding classiness
This whole story had me dreading what could go wrong at every turn, PGP thriller material at its finest
I predict Grant is going to reward his old man’s patience with some epic fun times in the future, I feel the same will happen to the artist formerly known as Crash Davis
The sky is falling
Burnover, my new favorite word
This is a cry for help, tell Mrs. Icehouse you need more bro time going forward and you won’t subconsciously “forget” to invite her on your next vacation
Stage Hand, low pay-high risk for injury, berated every shift you work, never have I attended a concert without appreciating the stage setup ever again
Meghan Markel > Middleton
Three words: Pulled Pork BBQ
If at first you don’t succeed, try try try again