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Looking to borrow some cash? Mom and Dad tired of loaning out 20s for a bottle of Barefoot and a Hot-N-Ready to get you through until payday? Has your financial situation caused you to look into the sugar daddy/mama market? Movoto has you covered with this map of the richest person in each state.
All the Washingtonians should definitely go trick-or-treating at Bill Gates’ crib, who has a net worth of $80 billion. You’re a little more out of luck if you live in Alaska, as their richest citizen, Robert Gillam is only worth $700M, but I bet he could foot your boxed wine bill for a week, anyway. Other top money-makers include three of the Walton (WalMart) clan, the Koch brothers, and of course, Warren Buffet (who is second only to Bill Gates). Apparently corruption and running massive chain stores marketed towards poor people look good on you. Who knew?
Have fun barely being able to afford half your rent with this Friday’s paycheck while these guys can literally buy yachts with a big pile of cash. Have a great weekend!
[via Movoto]
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Steph W.
Steph W. is a new Master's degree graduate with an intern's salary and six-figure taste. She realizes her expectations far exceed reality, so she spends her days pinning away Loubs she pretends are in her physical closet instead of her virtual one. Her hobbies include attempting to trapping her boyfriend into marriage before he finds out how insane she is and pretending that Black Box wine tastes as good as the kind she could afford when she was gainfully employed. Send her tips for getting out of student debt at recruitchairtsm@gmail.com
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I’m honestly really surprised that T. Boone isn’t the richest man in the state of Oklahoma.
I’m only approximately $699,992,000 away from being the richest person in Alaska, there is hope yet!