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Who did it? Which one of you comedians went for it? Seriously, who mailed the Human Resources Director a bag of penis-shaped gummy candies? And sent it to the office, too. What kind of savage does that?
Well, the recipient of the previously mentioned bag of gummy dicks wants to know too, and she’s filed a lawsuit to some answers.
From the Dallas Morning News:
The human resources director at a Dallas-based technology company filed a lawsuit Tuesday requesting the name of the person who mailed her a bag of penis-shaped gummy candies at work.
Melody Lenox, who works for Axxess Technology Solutions, a health care technology company, received the package of candies from a company called Dicks By Mail on Dec. 7.
In the suit, Lenox says someone sent her the package to harass her. She says the person who sent the package might also be responsible for keying her car and posting a series of hoax Craigslist ads about her.
Bet this looks familiar, you scoundrel.
You’ve got jokes; I’ll give you that. But good god. Have a little decency why don’t you? This woman is just doing her job, and you’re over here sending edible cocks to her office. Have you no shame? Sad that this stuff still happens in 2016..
[via Dallas Morning News]
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Here Melody, eat a dick. You get cranky when you’re hungry.
Big bag of gummy dicks? Hilarious. Keying her car and posting Craigslist ads about her? Okay, that’s actually a problem. But if the bag of dicks is what set her off to file a lawsuit, she’s probably the kind of person who deserves a bag of dicks sent to her.
I figure the best way to possibly put a name to the harasser (is that a word?) is this law suit. So I get it.
If someone did this to me at my job, I would just laugh. People take themselves too seriously
That is exactly what’s wrong with the entire “I find that offensive” community. Find me one that truly loses sleep at night over their “crusade.”
I don’t want to live in a world (or work in an office) where you CAN’T send candy dicks to someone as a prank. Also, no one likes Toby in HR
I thought that’s like a common thing since HR are just castrating ppl left and right and offering a life of submission and oligarchical structure. If they used their imagination, it could be a box of sausages or hot dogs from Omaha Steaks. (Shameless plug)
In a way, aren’t we all just trying to find the person that mailed us a bag of dicks?
Great effort, poor execution. I much prefer a nice, steamy box of gorilla shit:
http://shitsenders.com
You’re welcome you heathens.
Really thought this would come from Dorn. Guy loves little dicks.
Wrong crowd sir.