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Dating standards are something everyone should have. Moving on from that obvious statement, we stumbled upon this Tumblr account which re-posted this guy’s ridiculous list of dating dealbreakers after he messaged her on OKCupid. Sounds like this guy really wants Mrs. Right. Some of them are understandable and others…not so much.
I draw the line at “your favourite films are ‘the shawshank redemption’…”
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“you pet wandering mystery cats with no regard for toxoplasmosis.” This guy knows what’s up. So sick of people doing this.
Hey, its the person from the “Why I’m still a virgin” article!
Dwight Schrute isnt just a Tv character.
“You walk three wide on the sidewalk”. Fuck the people that do this, especially when they walk at a snail pace.
And this dude is single?
-if you’re anything like this guy
honestly i’m like 99.8% what this guy is looking for.
While I can’t figure out exactly who this guy is looking for, my favorite is definitely “you think trampolines are safe for children.”
It’s a giant list of pet peeves. I dig it.
I think I found my soul mate.